Class Dis-Mythed by Robert & Nye Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye

Author:Robert & Nye Asprin & Jody Lynn Nye [Asprin, Robert & Nye, Jody Lynn]
Format: epub
ISBN: 044101531X
Publisher: Ace

Chapter Sixteen

“Confession is good for the soul.”

T. BECKETT

I descended as swiftly as I could to get under the shelter of the forest crown. In my mind I ran over the sequence of events. There was no way that explosion could have been triggered by accident. That grenade ring had a full-scale failsafe on it, not to mention a couple of safety catches to prevent it going off if Massha caught the bezel on something. I was reluctant to come to the obvious conclusion: that someone had set it off on purpose.

But why? If the inn had blown up, we would all have been killed.

Not necessarily, I reasoned, as I landed on the side of the road. At least four of my students were proficient at instantaneous transfer between one dimension and another. In the confusion while we were trying to get rid of the bomb, the guilty party could just have BAMFed out, leaving the rest of us to be blown to smithereens. But who?

I didn't look forward to figuring that one out.

When I arrived back at the inn, shivering and soaking wet, I was greeted as the returning hero.

“You are amazing, Master Skeeve!” Jinetta exclaimed, gathering me up into a bonecrunching hug. “You saved us!”

“I was so frightened,” Freezia admitted, hugging me in her turn and passing me along to Pologne. Bee merely stood to attention, his freckled face pale. Tolk ambled over and stuck his nose into my palm.

Melvine wasn't completely over his sulk, but he came forward and flicked his fingers at me. My clothes and hair dried instantly. “It's an Elemental School desert spell,” he said. No apology, no gratitude, but I got the message.

“Thanks,” I said. It did feel good to be dry again.

Massha enveloped me in folds of translucent orange silk.

“I'm sorry, Cupcake! I never dreamed the ring could go off like that.”

“It didn't,” I said shortly. I turned to my students. “Which one of you set that off? Maybe you thought it would be funny to have us running in circles.”

“No, sir,” Bee said, fervently.

“Did you do it?”

“No! No way, sir.”

“I saw Pologne handling it last,” Tolk said. “If you could get some of the pieces I could sniff them and tell you for sure.”

“Tattletale!” Pologne snarled. “That's a lie.”

“What about you, dogface? You had your nose in everything. It could have been you!” Freezia snapped.

“Me? How-how-how dare you?”

“Hold it. HOLD IT!” I shouted over the sudden pandemonium. “The only person I want to hear from right now is the one who set off the ring. I don't care if you thought it was a joke. I don't care if it was an accident. Just tell me.”

Silence. The students all eyed one another with open distrust.

“All right,” I said, shrugging my shoulders. “That's it, then. I've had enough. Lady Massha, thanks for coming. Do you want to take Bee back to Possiltum with you? I'm sure he can catch a wagon or something else going toward his home town.” “Sure, if that's what you want, boss-man.

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